A man goes into a bar in South Africa, with his pet Crocadile on a lead. "I'll have a beer" he says to the barman, "and a zulu warrior for my pet here". The barman pours him a beer, then pulls out a zulu warrior from under the counter and chucks him over the bar. The man drinks his beer and the croc eats the screaming zulu. "Same again please barman" the man says. One beer is poured for the man, and a screaming zulu is chucked over for the crocodile. The man drinks his beer, and the croc eats the zulu. "One more for the road" the man orders. "I'm really sorry sir", says the barman, we're all out of zulus". But I do have a nice Pygmy here, if your friend would like that" "WHAT" said the man. I can't give him a Pygmy. I can't handle him once he gets on shorts.
2006-12-05 21:05:36 · 8 answers · asked by Derek M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LoL. The croc gets on shorts!!!
2006-12-05 21:13:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A drunk crocodile!
2006-12-05 21:09:09 · answer #2 · answered by Annietska 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was sooooo funny LOL
2006-12-05 22:13:19 · answer #3 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!
2006-12-05 22:25:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very very funny
2006-12-05 21:49:06 · answer #5 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man, this is one hell of a drunk CROCODILE!!
2006-12-05 22:37:27 · answer #6 · answered by Annoymous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-05 21:14:43 · answer #7 · answered by destiny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm..... LOL???
2006-12-05 21:13:13 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋