inventor of the Harley - Davidson motorcycle died and went to heaven. St Peter told him your a good bloke and because your motorcycles are well known you will be allowed to see whoever you want in heaven. Ok says Arthur I would like a bit of time with God. When God see him he says I know you, you invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle. Yeah says Arthur that's me. God says well tell me what's the point in inventing something that is pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a decent road to go on. Hang on says Athur, aint you the bloke who invented women ? Yeah says God that's me. Well then says Arthur as one pro to another let me say your invention is flawed to.
1There is no consistency with the front end protrusions
2 It chatters constantly at high speed
3 The intake is to near the exhaust
4 The maintainence costs are absolutley enormous
Well says God you may be right, but there are more men riding my invention than yours !!!!!!!
2006-12-05 20:22:55 · 18 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah but do you get to feel a t*t when you fall off?
2006-12-06 04:07:25 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another gd 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-05 22:20:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Riding one (of them) on top of the other is the buzz, but which way round depends on allot...
2006-12-06 02:16:28 · answer #3 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent , we can.t dispute the statistics
2006-12-05 21:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As usual, the man upstairs has the best answer.
2006-12-05 20:38:53 · answer #5 · answered by badbill1941 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm off for a ride !
2006-12-05 22:16:21 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better than some of the so called jokes i read
2006-12-06 00:23:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha hah thats a goodun , old bikers never die they just lust away !!
2006-12-05 20:34:27 · answer #8 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True true what god said is true ~ LoL
2006-12-05 20:34:22 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are a funny one today
2006-12-05 20:28:28 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋