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2006-12-05 19:21:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'd throw a t.v. at him.
2006-12-05 19:23:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This happened to me in college- I was upstairs in a bedroom, and I heard two thieves breaking in downstairs. I was trapped - the stairs led into the main hall downstairs and I couldn't get out without being seen. I had no phone upstairs to call for help, and didn't know what to do.
What I did in the end was to start talking really loudly, first in a high pitched voice, then in the lowest voice I could, back and forth like that pretending to be a couple talking, then started getting louder like an argument, then slammed open the bedroom door like I was storming out, and stomped around a bit.
It worked, they ran off, and I was able to get out and call for help.
2006-12-06 03:28:52 · answer #2 · answered by RM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would ensure that my home alone style traps had him in pain quite quickly and falling over on my marbles etc and i would then go to the shower and do the famous macualy caulkin "ive just slapped aftershave on my face" impression over and over until the police come and pick up the burnt,bruised,paint covered villain.
then wait for the sequel
2006-12-06 04:01:51 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Gravy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jump out of bed screaming "RAAAAAAWWWWR", the thief would get a big fright, lose his balance, and fall out the window.
2006-12-06 04:19:16 · answer #4 · answered by Debbs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beat the crap out of him, tie him up and THEN and only THEN call for the Police to haul the Ba**ard away.
2006-12-06 03:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him/her to try a different house cos all our windows are too small to get in to.
2006-12-06 03:48:14 · answer #6 · answered by rappinsheep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonder where the hell he was going to find it, because I have never found anything worth stealing in my bedroom (including me)
2006-12-06 03:26:02 · answer #7 · answered by madge 51 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check to see if he had a jock strap on then kick so hard he'll never have children.
2006-12-06 06:14:06 · answer #8 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check to see if he had a jock strap on then kick so hard he'll never have children.
2006-12-06 03:32:24 · answer #9 · answered by Mouse B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd hit him over the head with a frying pan....always seems to knock them out in the movies! ;)
2006-12-06 05:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand at the window pee and split at him/her. If I'm fast enough, I add in spraying of paint at him.
2006-12-06 03:29:18 · answer #11 · answered by Fish Master 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋