Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried about the ercection, so I got some duct tape and taped mine with leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Paul slumps back over the bar again)
"I kicked her in the face
2006-12-05 19:02:57 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-12-05 19:05:58 · answer #1 · answered by glduke2003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke had me saying ow in sympathy (between breaths of course)
2006-12-06 03:13:44 · answer #2 · answered by pookypoo1999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it that me laugh,good one buddy..
2006-12-06 03:06:52 · answer #3 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Talk about a B-A-D Leg! LOL. LOL.
2006-12-08 22:08:24 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-06 14:43:23 · answer #5 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-06 03:11:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG you are on a roll. Oh I am glad that I stopped by. Thanks!
2006-12-11 15:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very very funny
2006-12-06 06:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-06 04:02:37 · answer #9 · answered by VEDIO LAND 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad bad bad ...not funny!
2006-12-06 03:20:22 · answer #10 · answered by MagikButterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋