And will he sing a song and say he would like to work for world peace?
2006-12-05 19:01:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
..."the evils of singing" ? - Let's have more singing!
2006-12-05 19:06:36 · update #1
Already, people here equate my poking fun at jesus with "hate", which it is clearly not. That is illogical. I am proving how personally and seriously people take the religion thing - lighten up...!
2006-12-05 19:09:36 · update #2
The analogy is with the Miss World competition - you know...interview...swimsuit parade?.....then the crowning of ...er...Miss/Ms//Mr Prophet/Messiah/God....?
2006-12-05 19:12:41 · update #3
Thanks Boring, and Steveduke ;-)
2006-12-05 19:23:54 · update #4
Steveduke - jeavenly host - BOOM-BOOM! LOL x 1000
2006-12-05 19:27:43 · update #5
asanewt - please stop - my ribs!
2006-12-05 20:15:35 · update #6
Shame on you!!
2006-12-05 19:03:19 · answer #1 · answered by sunflower 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Tut tut tut... .fancy upsetting the God Botherers with a question like that.... now they will insist that you should be condemned to eternal hell... Which will be interesting... as there is a swimming pool there (well a river) and it is rumoured that you are required to bring your own swimming costume... I suggest you take Speedo... very trendy and undoubtedly the type Jesus would wear if he were to make an appearance... dunno about the singing though... not much mention about his singing voice in the Bible and Quran. ;)
2006-12-06 03:21:13 · answer #2 · answered by Boring Old Fart 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oooooh, but could the people bear it? He's still going to have those gaping cuts from the sword in his sides, and those piercings through his hands and feet. Singing is not his talent. Magic tricks are. When he plays 'peek-a-boo, I see you,' he doesn't have to take his hands away from his face to see you.
2006-12-06 03:13:29 · answer #3 · answered by February Rain 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When was His first appearance in the swimsuit parade!? I completely missed it! Did He win?
And, damn. You pissed some guys off hard core.
2006-12-06 03:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by aloha damashi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I see him coming back as the host of the show (the 'heavenly host' - geddit?) using his miraculous powers like x-ray vision on the contestants' swimsuits.
Excellent work on this one, man.
2006-12-06 03:22:23 · answer #5 · answered by stevedukenew 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus pbuh is prophet of God and Muslim, He is pure and away from evils of singing.
2006-12-06 03:04:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
You might be called Nelson but will it be Waterloo not Trafalgar
For you?
2006-12-06 04:04:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have just made my day. Jesus in a thong. Lol
2006-12-06 03:04:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
1. he wont come back hes dead
2. he would need to shave!
but maybe yeah if you like
2006-12-06 04:15:09 · answer #9 · answered by reevesy314 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY.....WHY must people like you put Jesus and Christianity down......too bad you don't know Jesus....you would be praying to seem him in a parade...but not a swimsuit one......shame.......shame.....on you.....
2006-12-06 03:06:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Jesus in a "Speedo"??? You have a very twisted mind... I like very twisted minds...
LMAO
2006-12-06 03:04:30 · answer #11 · answered by Paul H 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋