A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog's head.
Having watched what happened, a passerby said, "Say, why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!"
"I know," said the blind man, "but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt."
2006-12-05 18:19:25 · 14 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
=[... I wish they can cure blindness...]=
2006-12-05 18:22:46 · answer #1 · answered by silvs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe ~ other day i found a blind man who caught his looking dog by the collar belt and rotating the dog around ~ to have a look around
2006-12-06 03:08:19 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-12-06 02:44:29 · answer #3 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! I was waiting to read that he really wasn't blind and trying to pick up chicks.
2006-12-06 02:22:03 · answer #4 · answered by Leslie G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO>>> that's a hilarious one
2006-12-06 02:45:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
truly funny joke
2006-12-06 02:21:15 · answer #6 · answered by monkeydaddy0212 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad quiet funny
2006-12-06 02:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by kevnbn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-06 02:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by robsbc2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, i really liked that one
2006-12-06 02:21:05 · answer #9 · answered by A G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2006-12-06 02:21:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋