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So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

2006-12-05 17:49:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

2006-12-05 18:00:37 · update #1

5 answers

well i see you meet my. ex. wife what would you expect that is why she is my. ex. ?

2006-12-05 17:53:39 · answer #1 · answered by the_silverfoxx 7 · 0 0

Hahah, thats a diff. version, I used to assert that one with 3 of the persons in the team i grow to be putting around with, like Tommy Joe and Bob...have been blah blah and Mine grow to be that they have been strolling around a wooded area and that they got here upon a citadel and the only bathing room grow to be in the wooded area, yet once you're going, you won't have the ability to step on a duck. And yea, stable shaggy dog tale tho!

2016-10-14 03:09:38 · answer #2 · answered by cutburth 4 · 0 0

bah humbug

2006-12-05 18:58:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol, made me laugh XD

2006-12-05 17:55:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

HAHA ... good one!

2006-12-05 17:54:34 · answer #5 · answered by Money 3 · 1 0

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