Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
2006-12-05 17:48:08 · 13 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
Binoculars to look at things on the ground?
2006-12-05 17:48:52 · update #1
youve got me wondering now and it wont leave my head :(
2006-12-05 18:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they aren't going to look at all of you unless you have a pervert for a doctor.
Just because
Because crumpets take alot more toasting and need the high setting.
Because writing little ditty's was someones unbrilliant idea, and someone else thought to share them.
Because the hole was bigger than the coconut, and radio's don't need to float.
But Goofy can talk, Pluto can't
babies
almost
no one heard me, so did it really happen?
cause an asteroid would be to big to fit in your but, so another name was needed.
I didn't
Additional Answers..............
yes but you might drown if you do it for two long
Important enough and influential enough to cause a big stir and piss alot of people off.
two cents is the price for an opinion, and no one cares about what you think so it's cheaper.
Nope, only your soul goes to heavan, your body is mearly it's vessel.
They pack easier that way and easier to produce
life
we actually didnt put a man on the moon, it's a hoax. With all the dense air up there, why would the flag be blowing in the wind, and secondly, if we went there once, how come we've never managed to get there a second time with all the technology we have.
And people were not as lazy back then and didnt complain about carrying their luggage, they also didnt have to pack a heap of appliances to take with them either.
My baby slept for 12, speak for yourself......
if he makes a noise, the rest of the people can hear him, and it would be considered discriminitive to called it a muting
Because commercialism is a disease and people are stupid.
2006-12-06 03:07:57 · answer #2 · answered by having_a_blonde_day_lol 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hey Zaazzy! those were great... LOL! especially the one when i DID try to sing the song.. Ha! Ha! Ha!
2006-12-06 02:39:08 · answer #3 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u think a lot girl!!!. those really got me ponderin. anyway, thanx 4 sharin 'em!!!
hey even i have sumthin 4 u 2 think about.
wen we sneeze,we say"god bless u".wot wud u say if u met God n He sneezed????
2006-12-06 01:55:48 · answer #4 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmm...gd one... just what the rusty gears in my head needed to get working
2006-12-06 02:09:36 · answer #5 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmmmmmm well my advice is...don't think too much!!! oldie but still people wonder!
2006-12-06 02:01:03 · answer #6 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2006-12-06 02:03:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
things that make you go hmmmmm
2006-12-06 01:50:30 · answer #8 · answered by monkeydaddy0212 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cuz i can sing
2006-12-06 01:54:41 · answer #9 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so who hasn't heard most of these?
2006-12-06 01:49:35 · answer #10 · answered by Erikawithasmile 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋