1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
2) How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
3) What's the difference between a b*tch and a wh*re?
A wh*re sleeps with everybody at the party;
A b*tch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to call during orgasm.
8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ***?
A mechanic.
9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
2006-12-05 17:12:18 · 10 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat the last donut.
11) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
"Are you in?"
13) The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"
2006-12-05 17:12:41 · update #1
awesome jokes....gonna tell them at work tomorrow.
2006-12-05 17:15:25 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 03:08:15 · answer #2 · answered by cutburth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meh
2006-12-05 17:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by Nicky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done those are halarious ive had the worst day and youve made it better
2006-12-05 17:17:53 · answer #4 · answered by Steven S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some of those made me ROFL.
2006-12-05 17:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by Sxybrnsugr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ty u lifted my spirits
2006-12-05 17:57:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, just what i needed.
2006-12-05 17:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by Eastpack69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious! LOL
2006-12-05 17:21:37 · answer #8 · answered by Naneth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha, nice!! those are pretty good
2006-12-05 17:21:06 · answer #9 · answered by ddecker2009 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa.............haha
2006-12-05 17:26:25 · answer #10 · answered by hisahito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋