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2006-12-05 16:21:27 · 13 answers · asked by Senthil K 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean...
Cuz if they flew over the bay they'd be bay-gulls.
2006-12-05 16:24:21 · answer #1 · answered by sp1nkxter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Cardinal of the Church dies and goes to Heaven. An angel is giving him the the grand tour and a soul goes by draped in gold trimmed pure white robe with cheribim throwing rose pedals in his path as he ascends the gold inlayed white marble steps to his massive white marble mansion. The Cardinal asks the angel who that is and the angel says, "Oh, he's a lawyer.". The Cardinal thinks, "Wow, if that is what a lawyer gets, I can imagine what I, a Cardinal of the Church, will get". They continue on the tour and enter a huge building with a 200 foot high arched enterance way and the hall equally as impressive stretches forever. After walking for miles down the hall they take a left into another hall with 100 ft. high ceilings and walk again, coming to another turn into a hall with 50 ft. ceilings. this goes on an on with each turn the hall becomes smaller and narrower until finally they are going down a hall so narrow they have to walk single file and duck into doorways to let others pass. They come to a rough hewn wooden door, the angel opens it and inside there is a small straw cot, a basin and pitcher and a small window that looks out over nothing special. The angel says, "This is where you will reside for eternity in Heaven.". The Cardinal is totally taken aback by this and blusters out, "I'm a Cardinal of the Church and THIS is all I get, why did the lawyer get so much?" The angel says, " Cardinals are a dime a dozen, he's the only lawyer we got.".
2006-12-06 17:26:00 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blond, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blond. She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle."
2006-12-06 00:24:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What did the girl melon say to the boy melon when he proposed?
We're too young, we cantaloupe!
So one day a man comes home from his job and tells his wife that he was fired from the pickle factory. She asks why he got fired. He told her that he got caught sticking his d,ick in the pickle slicer. She was like, oh my gosh, well what did they do with the pickle slicer? He answers: "Well they fired her too."
2006-12-06 00:36:16 · answer #4 · answered by Meagan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Where was the man when the man jump off the bridge?
2006-12-06 00:28:59 · answer #5 · answered by Jasmine R 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because its not a chicken sedan!!!
2006-12-06 02:30:49 · answer #6 · answered by amcconnell87 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the street?
2006-12-06 00:32:48 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Chayel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never hold ur farts in they go up ur spine and into ur brain thats where crapey Ideas come from
I know it's stupid
2006-12-06 00:26:29 · answer #8 · answered by BEE 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
so a blind man and his dog walk into a department store.......the man starts swinging his dog around like a lasso...the manager sees this and runs up to the man...."what are you doing"...the blind man says ......just taking a look around...
so bad but so good
2006-12-06 00:30:52 · answer #9 · answered by fifi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
um..What do u get when u cross a bull dog with a Shih Zu?
Bull S**t
2006-12-06 00:28:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋