2006-12-05 15:47:23 · 24 answers · asked by Whatever 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'll give you a ride, Jelly:-)
Oops: Yayyy!! JellyBean!!
2006-12-05 15:49:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dear God. Will you make me a cat, so I can eat Jelly Bean, after she becomes a bird? Note: I don't think you want to be a bird these days. Dick Cheney shot and killed 172 quail in one day, before his blood lust was satisfied. I wonder what goes on in his Republican brain, to find pleasure in this. It was a fair fight, though. The birds were raised on a farm, and had their wings clipped a bit, so they couldn't fly too well. The corpulent Cheney rolled out of his SUV and starting firing. (I'm guessing he was drunk.) This is a true story. Search for it on the web, if you don't believe me.
2006-12-05 23:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by Larry 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a little beggar my mother see is dead.My poppa is a drunkard he buys me no bread.No shoes or socks to wear upon my feet. He does not pin my dresses like mother did so sweet.I sit in my window and hear the organ play it makes me think of mother so far far away.If I was a little spar bird I tell you what I would do I would fly far far away to mothers sweet sweet grave. When I was a little girl my daddy sang this song to me as he held me close and rocked me to sleep. Now my mother and daddy both are gone. I fell very lonely sometimes. But we can face many hard times with your heavenly father.
2006-12-06 00:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by bittywrap 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eze.13:20 Wherefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows, wherewith ye there hunt the souls to make them fly, and I will tear them from your arms, and will let the souls go, even the souls that ye hunt to make them fly.
2006-12-05 23:49:55 · answer #4 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mama always said that God is mysterious, he didn't turn Jenny inot a bird, instead he got the P-O-lice to say that Jenny didn't have to live with her daddy no more.
2006-12-05 23:51:33 · answer #5 · answered by just Nikki 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mat 11:28 Come unto me, all [ye] that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
Mat 11:29 Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.
Mat 11:30 For my yoke [is] easy, and my burden is light.
2006-12-05 23:50:57 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Avoid flying over America. You'll be shot down by amateur bird hunters... ;)
2006-12-05 23:52:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah God turn her into a bird so she can fly away so we wouldn't have to hear from her again.
2006-12-06 13:33:35 · answer #8 · answered by Old School 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
God is not Santa Clause
2006-12-05 23:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by candy_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people and animals hunt birds, becareful what you wish for!
2006-12-05 23:50:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think what you are praying for is for a smaller brain so you wont have anything to worry about.
no offense... but i think the world would be a better place for animals if all humans become extinct.
2006-12-06 00:14:27 · answer #11 · answered by lnfrared Loaf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋