A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
2006-12-05 15:34:44 · 15 answers · asked by Mary 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHa HILARIOUS!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHIN!!!!
HAHA i THinK I PEED IN MY PANTS!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2006-12-05 15:57:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol what am I to do now reason i'm sitting on a chair and that i'm having a drink,i think of i might fairly take a seat on the floor yet oh hell how am I gonna upward thrust up now you have particularly messed with my head.Have a superstar.
2016-10-14 03:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that was funny...
I came into my house early in the morning once, and my wife asked me if I drove home...
I said, hell yes, I was too drunk to walk..
2006-12-05 15:42:33 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-05 15:37:08 · answer #4 · answered by Barbie T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor fellow
2006-12-05 16:10:35 · answer #5 · answered by chris r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-05 15:50:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-05 15:39:00 · answer #7 · answered by beckermanman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's pretty funny
2006-12-05 15:39:11 · answer #8 · answered by Bobtop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny.
2006-12-05 15:37:18 · answer #9 · answered by sprout_54880 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!
THAT JUST MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST JOKE I'VE HEARD ALL YEAR!
2006-12-05 16:05:49 · answer #10 · answered by Jason The Great 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao....hahahahahahhahahaha...that was a funny one......good thanks...enjoyed it
2006-12-05 15:39:30 · answer #11 · answered by BLaQue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋