I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy".
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I worked with an individual who plugged the power strip back into itself and for his life couldn't figure why the computer would not turn on.
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1st Person: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?"
2nd Person: "A little. What's wrong?"
1st Person: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover-sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."
2nd Person: "How did you load the sheet?"
1st Person: "It's a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it."
2006-12-05 14:48:10 · 7 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These people are all employed by my company.. in Administration.....the first one is my bosses wife...small world..
Merry Christmas..
2006-12-05 15:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe~funny, the 1st one i liked much, blonde jokes never ends
2006-12-05 19:23:22 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 02:57:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
message: merry christmas to you..lol..thx
2006-12-05 14:51:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-05 14:55:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
very good
2006-12-05 15:26:42 · answer #6 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, those are great!
2006-12-05 14:51:44 · answer #7 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋