So I answer the door, and a woman with a Bible asks if I've found Jesus. Seriously Chirstians, why can't you keep track of him? I don't know here he is. He's not behind the couch, that's for sure... I get dragged to his house by my parents. Funny, its his house, but he's never there! Just some guy in a suit telling me what to do with my life and what my values should be.
The way Christians act, its no wonder that Jesus keeps getting lost and you have your nation wide manhunt to find him again. Maybe if you weren't such hateful biggots, he'd let you find him instead of you asking everyone if they found him.
I told the lady I did not find Jesus, and when she started giving me a hell fire and brimstone sermon, I closed the door. It was then that I heard the voice of Jesus himself, speaking to my heart. He said "Is she gone?"
2006-12-05 14:45:31 · 8 answers · asked by shadow8602000 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's like Chris Rock said, "Somebody better buy that brother a map, he gets lost more than anyone I know."
2006-12-05 14:47:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
If I hide eggs at Easter time and ask you if you found them, that doesn't mean I don't know where they are, it means that I'm wondering if you know where they are. If you're traveling to Denver and you can't find it, that doesn't mean Denver is lost, it means you're lost. If your parents ask you "How was school today?", they're not inquirying whether or not the building itself had a cold or something. Wow, when you look in the mirror do you wonder who that other person is, too?
2006-12-05 22:51:28 · answer #2 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Where is Jesus?
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;" Romans 3:23
"For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Romans 6:23
"But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." Romans 5:8
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." John 3:16
"That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation." Romans 10:9-10
2006-12-05 22:48:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
XD
Tell her to check the Synagouge, he was Jewish after all.
2006-12-05 22:47:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i think that some people just are interested so they ask
2006-12-05 22:49:32 · answer #5 · answered by loco/island girl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute.
but i think you are the one that is lost.
2006-12-05 22:50:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great post! I've been thinking the same thing myself. Thanks!
2006-12-05 22:48:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmao, thanks for the laugh
2006-12-05 22:48:33 · answer #8 · answered by VoDkA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋