Can you write a paragraph or 2 that deals with YOUR secret love, that includes these phrases...?

Question

1. You rang?
2. I HOPE you're kidding.
3. You defy the laws of physics.
4. As with most good relationships
5. Let me see if I've got this straight
6. It's called THINKING....try it,some time.

Answer 1

(This isn't about my secret love, one of which I don't have, so I'll write about my secret lust instead . . . )

You rang, Sunshine? Let me see if I've got this straight . . . a question to answer? Right away!

Well, there's a guy that I've been eyeing since this fall. As with most good relationships (at least in my book), I'm not interested in him romantically, but I have been frequently fantasizing about him saying, "YOU DEFY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!" in my presence. Know what I mean? (smirk) Unfortunately, my friends despise him. If I told them that I was even writing about him in a positive context, their response would be something like this: "I HOPE your kidding. It's called THINKING . . . try it some time." Well, at least I can tell you. You don't know me, and chances are you don't know him, either.

Answer 2

"Hello, you rang?'
I was just sitting here thinking about Jim and my phone rang it was my friend, Ellie, she was informing me of something she heard. She said that Kathy and her husband had a huge fight.
I said "I hope you are kidding, as with most good relationships, they come to an end. Let me get this straight, he hit her??"
She said, "I think that's what she said."
I told her, "thinking?? it's called THNIKING.. try it, some time, and then get the story straight. You defy the laws of physics, you don't know how to think."
She said she was sorry and would make sure she got her story straight.
I apologized to her and told her that she was better off not getting into the middle of it.
We hung up, but before we did, I told her I loved her and again I apologized for jumping her and saying what I did.
She said "that's okay, you are right."

Now, can I get back to thinking about my secret love, Jim??

Answer 3

LITTLE ELF:

I am sorry, but I cannot imagine using ANY of those phrases to my secret love...some are even a bit insulting.

GOD BLESS US EVERYONE