A longshorewoman with a broken rainier bottle or a female ninja?
2006-12-05 14:28:24 · 3 answers · asked by Orion B 3 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
Ninjas kill pirates by the hundreds. Drunken louts that they are, they are no match for the fury of a pissed off shinobi. Any real ninja, gender not withstanding, could cut the head off any pirate for any reason, or no reason at all.
This question got me so pumped I wrote a movie script about it.
FADE IN:
A female ninja babe, wearing black and looking totally sweet, is deep in meditation.
Then this dumb *** longshoreman comes up with his stupid broken baby bottle or whatever and gets his stupid head cut totally off!
FADE OUT
The END, baby.
2006-12-05 14:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by cailano 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
chuck norris.
there is historical debate about the ninjas historical existance because of chuck.
He was sick of the ninja-pirate crap so he built a time machine and went back in time and hunted the ninja to extinction. Little did he know that people saw him and thought he was a ninja.
2006-12-06 03:31:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thundarr the barbarian !!!! he kicks *** !!!
2006-12-06 00:51:04 · answer #3 · answered by Ray H 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋