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Ive lost mine

2006-12-05 14:25:15 · 21 answers · asked by elephants_foot29 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Pink elephants with dreadlocks hide in the Acupulco Gold patches when they've been mean.

2006-12-05 14:27:31 · answer #1 · answered by somewherein72 4 · 0 0

the best place to look would definately be the North Pole. Because pink elephants are so sensitive, yours probably thought he did something WAY naughty.

he went to the North Pole to ask Santa for forgiveness. he probably didnt mean to be naughty and is trying to plead his case to the Big Guy right now.

you know how pink elephants love christmas more than anything. yours just wants to make sure he's not left high and dry come the 25th.

give him 3-4 business days to return. he'll more than likely try to mail himself back to you.

2006-12-05 14:33:38 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. Ben Dover 2 · 0 0

In a box of psychdelic animal crackers - they think you can't see them in there, but the dredlocks make the other animals sneeze and give them away.

2006-12-05 14:29:24 · answer #3 · answered by nana 3 · 0 0

In the Closet?

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2006-12-05 14:28:17 · answer #4 · answered by bryantcandles 1 · 0 1

In the corner eating peanut butter cheese crackers.

2006-12-05 14:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by karma_goddess84 2 · 0 0

O Jamaica me laugh out loud man.

2006-12-05 14:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by Faerie loue 5 · 0 0

They hide where they won't be seen - somewhere they can smoke their weed and not be punished for being "naughty" !!!

2006-12-05 14:30:53 · answer #7 · answered by budlowsbro420 4 · 0 0

The same place that puff the magic dragon does!

2006-12-05 14:34:41 · answer #8 · answered by marcelle h 1 · 0 0

Have a few more scotches or vodkas. The'll come back.

2006-12-05 15:12:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

behind the clouds when ya high man ha ha ha ha ha hey man theres a flying pig.

2006-12-05 14:33:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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