That chuck Norris was actually the cause of the "big bang"
That Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands, but now they are just the islands.
That chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits...
That the boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
That chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets chuck norris.
But other than that he's just a normal human being...
2006-12-05 14:17:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
who's chuck norris
2006-12-05 14:21:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
did you know...youre gay, naww jk
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
2006-12-05 22:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by Guitr Playrrr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
U iz mean. Thats like my favorite actor.
2006-12-05 23:33:41 · answer #3 · answered by Lia*808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious... but why the hell does everyone make such a big deal about the man?
2006-12-05 22:38:47 · answer #4 · answered by chanteuse87 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before! i think it's so funny!
2006-12-05 23:24:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i didn't thanks for the info
2006-12-05 22:24:20 · answer #6 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋