If you're an atheist, just pretend, for the sake of argument.
2006-12-05 14:16:21 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Oh, so I guess you do exist. No need to point to where hell is, I can find it myself. See ya."
2006-12-05 14:18:40 · answer #1 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Wow.
Ummm, Hello.
Oh, I get a choice?
OK, let's see, I'd really like to live forever, and I was a Christian when I was 8, but does it really involve that silly grace idea? I mean, that degree of humility and obligation are completely the opposite of who I am, so if that is required then You obviously don't really want me.....You do?
Well, who could oppose Your desire?
Yeah, I know, You always keep Your promises....
Well I choose heaven without grace.
What do You mean I wouldn't believe it?
So this grace thing is not about a promise of Yours, but about something in me?
So what would I have to do to deserve it?
Yes, that is what I choose.....
2006-12-05 14:49:10 · answer #2 · answered by raxivar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW, what BIG Peral Gates you have.
what a beautiful wall to put these gates in.
anyhow i was not convicted of any crimes so i will not be going into your little prison there.
i am just a bit lost i am looking for Valhala, or Summerlands, or
the infinite hunting grounds. anywhere that everyone is welcome.
can you give me directions?
2006-12-05 14:22:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am going to say, God why don't you just show yourself and point out to all the humans that their religious books are ridiculous. Those books portray you as jealous and vengeful. Are you?
2006-12-05 14:27:55 · answer #4 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After I attempt to take in the Glory of Him,I'll thank Him for sending His Son to die for me, although I didnt deserve it.
2006-12-05 14:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by Jeff C 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I am going to complain about a few things first, one that it was so difficult to listen to him and ask why he made me so weak when I have so much to do.
2006-12-05 14:26:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I face God everyday..He is my conscience..I don't need to wait until I die to talk to Him.
2006-12-05 14:22:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that I'll be able to do anything. Probably bow before Him and worship Him. It will be awesome!
2006-12-05 14:24:15 · answer #8 · answered by D.A. S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say "Holy Sh*t, you're real?!?"
And then I'd give Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy all a big high 5.
Then I'd ask where 2pac hung out and drink some Hennessey with him in the Thugz Mansion.
2006-12-05 14:18:53 · answer #9 · answered by leedogg1981 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
I think that before I said anything, I would listen.
2006-12-05 14:34:10 · answer #10 · answered by The Pope 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could you give me some of that GOOD wine?
2006-12-05 14:28:40 · answer #11 · answered by Ranto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋