One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood.
With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"
Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".
"Oh yes you can. Please?"....................
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you .. "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she said,
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours....
"TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL!!"
2006-12-05 13:45:16 · 18 answers · asked by ☺•˚ºo(█?) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!!!!! That's great! I'm crying over it! Did you think of that yourself? That's hilarious!!!!
2006-12-05 13:48:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one before but it was a dirtier version..good clean joke though!!1
2006-12-05 13:47:44 · answer #2 · answered by He_Knows_Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good! but tell me honestly u had copied it from a movie right!
2006-12-05 17:33:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one I liked that one keep it up
2006-12-05 14:00:12 · answer #4 · answered by Sandy P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke i have also heard this one before a dirtier version if my memory is correct. still very funny
2006-12-05 13:56:49 · answer #5 · answered by Alex F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2006-12-05 13:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by Tony G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ocean breeze, the sounds of the waves & seagulls, the peaceful feeling, the salt water smell, & walking barefoot in the sand :)
2016-05-22 22:50:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke is REALLY common.... but it still makes me laugh...
only, in the version i heard.. his hand was on the intercom button.
2006-12-05 14:02:21 · answer #8 · answered by puppiz8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL can you imagine ?! Thats HILARIOUS! Poor guy =)
2006-12-05 13:51:22 · answer #9 · answered by - - 3lizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-12-05 13:48:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋