How can I surive a zombie attack?

Question

Incase zombies take over my neighborhood, how can I avoid becoming a zombie myself?

Answer 1

stock up on guns and aim for their foreheads! don't let them close to you! also remember a lawnmower makes a surprisingly effective anti-zombie weapon!

Answer 2

I am surprise no one has given the correct answer. You need two weapons: Shot gun and chainsaw. Make sure you have plenty of the correct caliber shells, the correct gas/oil mix for you chainsaw and remember to refill the lubricant on your chainsaw every time you refuel. And for pete's sake, make sure the chain tension is adjusted properly for sawing through bones.

Garlic - ha that's for vampires dummy.
Bullets - don't do enough soft tissue damage
Hand Grenades - Effective but imprecise. additionally illegal for civilians
Molotov Cocktail - Can be effective. However remember that zombies don't feel pain so they may still be able to attack while burning.
Crosses - see garlic
Automatic Weapons - Over-rated. Difficult to aim unless you are trained. Ammo is hard to come by. Also they use ammo up quickly so you have to carry a lot, and automatic weapons are particularly prone to jam.
Flame-thrower - Effective, but where are you going to get one, and do you really want to be carrying around 50lbs of gasoline on your back?
Beanie Babies - This is an urban myth. Zombies really are not afraid of beanie babies.
Brady Bunch Reruns - Unlike the beanie baby myth zombies will burst into flames if they see Brady Bunch Reruns. Unfortunately, you need a really long extension cord for your TV for this to be an effective weapon, plus had TiVo'd Nick at Night.

Answer 3

Fake it. Yeah, get some make-up and fake blood. Darken under your eyes. Put a dab of fake blood all over your front teeth. Don't shower for a few days. Now, get the zombie shuffle down pat. Drag a foot or something. Give it your all man! Stinkin' zombies. Hopefully you'll fit right in. Oh yeah.....have some ribs in the fridge covered in bar-b-que sauce. That way you can carnivore in front of them as though your eating another human being.

Hope this helps. Otherwise, just tell your wife her parents will have to wait until next Christmas to stop over. That will save all this fake hassle until next year.

:)

Answer 4

If you don't have ready access to a cleric then you can always rely on blunt instruments or fire.

Enchanted items with bonuses against undead would be very useful here. Gather as many of them as you can.

If you don't die in the first place, you won't become a zombie.

Beware of the yellow musk creeper.

Answer 5

Have lots of lightweight weapons on hand, and build/establish some kind of impenetrable fortress with wind powered energy and plumbing, and storage for lots of food so you can wait out the attack.

Answer 6

Watch a lot of TV and read the newspapers. Try to believe everything they tell you.

That way, when the zombies check you out, they won't attack you, cos they'll presume you are already one of them.

Trouble is, they'll probably be right...

Answer 7

Find long blunt objects and hit them in the head. Don't make noise, board up your windows and doors INCLUDING the basement and attic. Rent Shaun of the Dead.

Answer 8

stock up on lots and lots of shotgun shells and blow h-ll out of them. act like a zombie and sneak up on them, then pow! works in the movies.

Answer 9

Make a way to kill yourself painlessly? Rather be dead than a zombie right?

Answer 10

You have to stay with the good boys of the movie.!