I have seen people ask all the time what kind of car would Jesus drive, now I'm asking what kind of car would Satan drive?
I think a beat up Nash Rambler with a moon roof that he stole from a retooled Gremlin.
2006-12-05 13:30:05 · 34 answers · asked by Midge 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Veritas: I guess I am just simple and not as much of an intellectual as you are. I don't quite take myself as seriously as you do --Mea Culpa
2006-12-05 13:40:54 · update #1
Satan would drive an ice cream truck.
Everyone knows that Good Humor is run by Satan. So is Krispy Kreme. Root of all evil!
2006-12-05 13:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by E D 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The Monster truck Grave Digger
2006-12-05 13:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Satan drives a good ol gas guzzling American car, the kind that is destroying the planet's atmosphere as we speak.
He has about five, and each member of his family also has one.
He thinks global warming is a good idea - global pitchforks and accordions too.
2006-12-05 14:24:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A hummer. But a really beat-up one (from running over puppies, school children, and Anna Nicole Smith). It would be painted a loud, obnoxious yellow with black and red flames. The back would be hidden under layers of offensive bumper stickers, placed there to annoy anyone of any race, religion, or credence.
Yeah....he's one smarta** that satan.....
2006-12-05 13:37:03 · answer #4 · answered by Shiomi Ryuu 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The 1969 Ford GT40. The baddest street legal car ever manufactured. A combination of American power and British engineering. Truly made for the Devil himself.
2006-12-05 13:31:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
A 1971 or 1972 Dodge Demon.
2006-12-05 13:50:52 · answer #6 · answered by Jason C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the wonderful answers (well except a few - no funny bone?)
Plenty of smiles for the end of the day, again thanks.
The ice cream truck is too scary to think about.
The garbage truck is in reverse, as he will be spreading garbage instead of collecting it. Very thoughtful.
Good group of answers!!
2006-12-05 14:17:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he has two or three old cars on blocks in the drive way.
Keeps saying he's going to fix 'em.
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2006-12-05 13:32:10 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Porsche Carrera GT: The most fun you will ever have in a car, ever.
2006-12-05 13:37:41 · answer #9 · answered by acgsk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Sinyckel: anything with a Hemi. Remember, the engine they had to change the rules because of?
2006-12-05 13:34:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋