Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and hears the word SH*T! Johnny askes "What does that mean?" his mother says " Oh that means putting on makeup"
Little Johnny walkes into his two brothers room, they were fighting and calling each other d*cks and p*ssys Johnny askes "what does that mean" and they said "it means hats and coats"
Little Johnney walks into the kitchen and he hears the word F*CK!
Johnny askes his dad "what does that mean" his dad says it means"stuffing the turkey"
then there was a knock on the door. Johnny opens it . his aunt and uncle were there. Johnny says to them " here let me take your d*cks and p*ssys, moms upstairs putting sh*t on her face and dad's in the kitchen F*cking the turkey!
2006-12-05 13:16:00 · 16 answers · asked by Orion M 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pretty good
2006-12-05 13:20:38 · answer #1 · answered by wiley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am going to't lie, it is the in elementary words comic tale i heard interior the day that made me snort and wager what this is 12 o' clock, my mom and dad are sound asleep of their room, so i couldn'r giggle making sound, yet i replaced into demise to giggle out loud, my abdomen is paining. i kept the discomfort of my giggle for 2moro, thnx a lot...
2016-11-30 04:52:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
Years ago, one of my cousins heard a knock on the door and not wanting to see who it was, she tells her young daughter, " tell them that I am not home, ....I am going upstairs to hide in the closet."
The little girl did just that, said " Mommy said she isn't home, she's upstairs hiding in the closet"
2006-12-05 13:27:01 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I give it 2 chuckles
2006-12-05 13:24:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have not heard this joke before and I loved it. Thanks for the laugh I needed one
2006-12-05 13:22:11 · answer #5 · answered by Melisa H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the funniest thing i heard all day.
2006-12-05 13:21:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't even imagine what his aunt and uncle thought!
2006-12-05 23:07:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh my god, i think that is the funniest joke i have ever heard.
2006-12-05 13:22:55 · answer #8 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-05 13:58:24 · answer #9 · answered by Aspettami28 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!!!!
2006-12-05 14:24:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-05 13:18:52 · answer #11 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋