theres a kid at my school who is white trash and has a trailer in his back yard and i was wondering if anyone had any trailer jokes
2006-12-05 12:35:54 · 6 answers · asked by matt 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know your trailer trash when:
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table . . . in front of her kids.
-You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
-You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
-Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."
-You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
-Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey watch this."
-You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
-Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
-Your junior prom had a daycare.
-You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are:
"Gentlemen start your engines."
-You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
-The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.
-You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
-One of your kids was born on a pool table.
-You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
-You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
-You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
-Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
-Your front porch collapses and kills more than five animals.
-At some point in your life you've been too drunk to fish.
-The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
2006-12-05 12:39:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
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white trash jokes?
theres a kid at my school who is white trash and has a trailer in his back yard and i was wondering if anyone had any trailer jokes
2015-08-28 00:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by Hermie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2006-12-05 13:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm .. not a trailer joke:-
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her Fairy Godmother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man said, "Pardon," to her.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said, "Pardon me." Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic. The next day she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven! She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, "hundreds of pardons for my clumsy behavior."
The next day the headline in the local newspaper said, "Chinese Waiter Crushed by Two Torpedoes!"
2006-12-05 19:26:27 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeff Foxworthy has loads of stuff.
2006-12-05 12:37:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope. But stargazer did a good job.
2006-12-05 14:21:35 · answer #8 · answered by Lia*808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like you are set on being pretty mean to that other kid.
2015-12-13 13:49:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont have any
2006-12-05 13:32:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋