Phone rings. JEWISH MOTHER picks up the phone and answers
Jewish Mother
Hello?
Daughter
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?
Jewish Mother
You're going out?
Daughter
Yes.
Jewish Mother
With whom?
Daughter
With a friend.
Jewish Mother
I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.
Daughter
I didn't leave him. He left me!
Jewish Mother
You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.
Daughter
I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?
Je wish Mother
I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.
Daughter
There are lots of things that you did and I don't.
Jewish Mother
What are you hinting at?
Daughter
Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.
Jewish Mother
You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?
Daughter
My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!
Jewish Mother
So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?
Daughter
He's not a loser.
Jewish Mother
A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.
Daughter
I don't want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?
Jewish Mother
Poor children with such a mother.
Daughter
Such a what?
Jewish Mother
With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.
Daughte r
ENOUGH!!!
Jewish Mother
Don't scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!
Daughter
Now you're worried about the loser?
Jewish Mother
Ah, so you see he's a loser. I spotted him immediately.
Daughter
Goodbye, mother.
Jewish Mother
Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?
Daughter
I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!
Jewish Mother
If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?
2006-12-05 12:20:24 · 10 answers · asked by nydiva28 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! That's too funny! Sad, true, funny!
2006-12-05 12:24:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So do I get to make a decision who's a Christian and who is not? No, no, no, no! A individual who converts to Christianity is then christian without end except they convert again that is what they could must do. The individual is regarded an apostate Jew - are not able to be aspect of a minyan, are not able to take aspect in any offerings, are not able to be buried in a Jewish cemetary. There is not any Jewish ethnicity; that is simply as dangerous as announcing there's a Jewish race. Your ethnicity comes from the subject of the sector your ancestors got here from - mine got here from Eastern Europe. My ethnicity is Eastern European; my faith is Judaism. There is not any different faith that I can feel of wherein folks who aren't that faith insist that they may be able to make a decision who's or isn't of that faith. What hubris!
2016-09-03 11:58:42 · answer #2 · answered by lil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool
2006-12-05 12:24:21 · answer #3 · answered by Dawg 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha thats really funny!! some people are so idiotic. but why did she have to be jewish?
2006-12-05 13:14:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Ha! What a loser.
2006-12-05 12:23:50 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
haha
2006-12-05 12:57:57 · answer #6 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okaaaaaay, why does the mother have to be jewish?
2006-12-05 12:22:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Wow. The Jewish Mother is stupid. This is funny!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-05 12:23:20 · answer #8 · answered by No, You. 4 · 1⤊ 5⤋
how mean meanie guy person whatever
2006-12-05 13:07:16 · answer #9 · answered by LickNSlice 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol
2006-12-05 12:32:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋