One day and old lady got pulled over by a blonde police driver. The police officer says," May i see an ID?" The the old lady pulls out a mirror and gives it to the police officer. The police officer says," ma'am if i would've known you were a police officer, i wouldn't have pulled you over." That is the best blonde joke ever!!!
2006-12-05 12:15:58 · 23 answers · asked by Krista 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, yeah, that is pretty funny.
2006-12-05 12:18:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-03 11:58:45 · answer #2 · answered by lil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one--normally all i hear is one-liners (i hate that) and the one about the microwave and how the blonde thinks its a TV
2006-12-05 12:17:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one 25 years ago....but I'll give you a B for effort...LOL
2006-12-05 12:18:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA dats funny
2006-12-05 12:46:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah funny
2006-12-05 12:20:59 · answer #6 · answered by me :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-06 08:17:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's pretty funny i like it, it made my day
2006-12-05 12:24:52 · answer #8 · answered by *Heart~broken* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-05 12:18:08 · answer #9 · answered by beardedredhead7 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes this is kinda funny.
2006-12-05 12:27:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋