The whisky's worn off and there's a nasty girl still in my bed. How do I get her out?

Answer 1

Perhaps you should stay off the Whiskey

Answer 2

Sometimes i wonder why us females just dont have it in our hearts to tell the "whisky drinking fool" that the real reason we agreed to go home with them, is not because we find them attractive and landed a good lay, but that we know were only trying to boost their self esteem and we pity the fool!!....lmao

Answer 3

1. Stop drinking whiskey.
2. Stop picking up nasty girls.
3. Throw up on her.

Answer 4

Dude!!! Never take a girl to YOUR BED...Leykis 101...EVER HEARD OF IT... IF NOT = do a search on-line for The Tom Leykis Show out of Los Angeles. He tells guys how to get the tail and tells the babes whet GUYS RELAY WANT!!! next time go to her house and you can leave or a Cheep Hotel...

Answer 5

Its your fault for taking her to your house. You always go back to her house or a hotel. That way you can sneak out the front or jump out a window.

Answer 6

Give her $100

Answer 7

Tell her you girl friend is coming over and she is pissed off, and the last time the other girl went to the hospital. then say sorry see ya!

Answer 8

So, you woke up coyote ugly! You would rather chew your arm off and climb out from under neath her than wake her. LOL, Just wake her up and tell her the party is over. Surely, if you don't know who she is she can not expect breakfast! God bless****

Answer 9

Leave the country, get plastic surgery and change your name...naaah, I'm kiddin'!Just toss her out and go on with your day!

Answer 10

Punch a hole in the waterbed, tell her you peed on her, then run like H-e-ll. When she chases you outside run back into the house and lock the door.
(worked for me)