..." Tell me,.. How do I get me a lawn like THAT!?" "Simple" said the gardener, "All you have to do is,..prepare the ground carefully, use only the very best seed available, and tend it for four hundred years!
2006-12-05 11:25:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Only an American could find THAT funny.
2006-12-05 12:30:49 · answer #1 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-14 02:35:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This reminds me of the Englishman standing at Southampton docks. An American walks up to him, points and asks "What's that?"
The Englishman replies "It's a crane" "Huh" says the yank. "You call that a crane? Why, in the States we've got cranes twenty times as big as that!"
At that moment, the QE2 comes into view and the Englishman shouts out
"Come in, number 26, your time is up!"
2006-12-08 06:27:01 · answer #3 · answered by Andrew C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-05 11:31:50 · answer #4 · answered by Rosemary Anna Bell Smith The 3rd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey that is just so darn quaint!
Well hee hee hee, you gotta good sense of humor.
2006-12-05 11:58:34 · answer #5 · answered by Not Ecky Boy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd lol 9/10
2006-12-05 11:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-12-05 11:29:04 · answer #7 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont like it so lame
2006-12-05 14:09:43 · answer #8 · answered by Oversix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute
2006-12-05 11:28:04 · answer #9 · answered by amberslilsis06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it
2006-12-05 11:36:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋