my parents will believe anything the thermoneter says lol
2006-12-05 11:09:55 · 21 answers · asked by Chris V 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
i have those new ear ones though so any help with that
2006-12-05 11:22:33 · update #1
You have to put it in your @ss to get it warm and then stick it back in your mouth when your mom is coming.
2006-12-05 11:12:22 · answer #1 · answered by motorcitysmadman 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ok this is what you do:
Take the thermometer and CHUCK it across the room
Hopefully, it will break, if not repeat step one till it does
Next, clean up pieces AND GO TO SCHOOL
Its not worth it, Im a kid, too and whatever your avoiding is not worth staying home from. Test? Study! Friend issue? Deal with it, whatever life gives you, you cant just run away.
2006-12-05 19:16:20 · answer #2 · answered by hj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok this is SUPER easy. take a hairdryer or run it under hot water in the BR If your parents will let you take a hot shower then take your temp. THAT ALWAYS WORKS! Ive done it, but dont do it all the time or they'll get suspicous!
luv ya!
Cali Rose
2006-12-05 19:15:13 · answer #3 · answered by Cali Rose 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats foolish and its never works no matter how stupid your parents are.school is important.when i was in middle school i diched by saying i was sick,missed about 2 weeks,came back and every one forgot about me and i had A LOAD of work to do.school is an important part of life that youll need to live and make it and get a job later in life.your probably thinking this girl is stupid she cant control me but think about it.would you like to end up homeless,..or with a deadend job with little or no pay,no school means no graduate.
2006-12-05 19:15:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a heating pad? If so, heat it just slightly, but not too much so that you don't look like you're about to die at a temp of 120 degrees or something!
2006-12-05 19:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by Oopsie Daisy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super super simple just lay on it or even though this sounds funny put it under ur armpit. But the easiest way is to put it in hot water
2006-12-05 19:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by Burr51 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hot drink or under a lamp but then cool it off some to make it look like you have a fever but not to high to have to go to the doctor! hope it helps
2006-12-05 19:12:39 · answer #7 · answered by klb13489 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a couple of pennies under your tongue while the thermometer is there. this will raise the temp up. remember, the pennies need to be there a couple of minutes prior to the thermometer so they are nice and warm.
2006-12-05 19:13:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been known to put it under hot water, but not too hot!
Can't do that with the new ear thermometers, tho.
2006-12-05 19:12:52 · answer #9 · answered by lubinmt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you dare,place a pinch of pepper under your tongue or have a hot tea before placing the thermometer .
2006-12-05 19:12:50 · answer #10 · answered by ike mie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kids use to run it under hot water and it worked but I finally got wise to the situation.
2006-12-05 19:11:56 · answer #11 · answered by ????? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋