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A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change "The Lord's Prayer" from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused his offer.
Two weeks later, the man offered the pope 10 million dollars to change it from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the man's generous offer. Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dollars and finally the Pope accepted. The following day, the Pope said to all his officials, "I have some good news and some bad news. 'The good news is, that we have just received a check for 20 million dollars. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account!'''

2006-12-05 11:06:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

now thats funny as hell

2006-12-05 11:08:19 · answer #1 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0 1

Funny! Yet, you'd think sduch a Pope would let the salesman go to one billion and take the offer.

2006-12-05 19:10:47 · answer #2 · answered by Mila 2 · 0 0

i liked that 1 10/10

2006-12-05 19:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Kinda lame

2006-12-05 19:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by jderk77 3 · 0 0

funny cote lol lmao lmfao roflmfao

2006-12-05 19:13:18 · answer #5 · answered by astruempf00 2 · 0 0

Ha Ha, i like that.

Didn't see it coming for a change, class.

2006-12-05 19:08:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I like that one.

World brace yourself.

2006-12-05 19:10:48 · answer #7 · answered by jimbo_thedude 4 · 0 0

I liked it, very funny!!
lmao. lol.

2006-12-06 07:12:46 · answer #8 · answered by Namina 3 · 0 0

That is funny! =D Thanks for brightening my day!

2006-12-05 19:09:41 · answer #9 · answered by Lynn 1 · 0 0

That's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-05 19:51:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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