A man rushed into the veterinarian's office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet examined the dog's still, limp body and sadly informed the man that the dog was dead.
Saddened at the loss of his best friend, the man asked the doctor if he could please try one last time to revive the dog.
The doctor stepped into his other room and returned with a cat in a wire cage. He set the cage on the examining table and opened the sliding door.
The cat got up, stretched, stepped out of the cage and slowly walked around the dog from head to tail sniffing the body. When it was finished, it looked up at the veterinarian with a meow, walked back into the cage and went back to sleep.
The vet looked at the man and said in his best bedside manner, "I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do."
Resigned, the man signed and said, "Thanks for trying. How much do I owe you?"
"Three-hundred fifty dollars," the doctor replied.
"Thr... thr... three-hundred fif-fif-fifty bucks to tell me my dog is dead!" the man stammered.
"Well, it was only $50 for the office visit. The other $300 is for the CAT scan."
2006-12-05 10:58:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-05 11:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After this, the sceptical owner took his dog for a third opinion to the PDSA. The Vet, took one look and then went into the next room and returned with a Labrador. The Labrador sniffed the animal at both ends, grabbed a pen in it's mouth and scribbled on a pad.
The Vet sadly turns to the owner and says 'I regret to tell you that your pet has expired', that will be £150. Good god! says the man 'thats pretty steep'
Well, says the Vet, We're make no charge here, but you had to pay for the LAB report.
2006-12-05 11:49:58 · answer #2 · answered by Davy Crockett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chortle
2006-12-05 11:01:30 · answer #3 · answered by jimbo_thedude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic.
2006-12-05 11:04:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he! It must have been a pure cat breed! That`s why the cat scan was so expensive! Lol!
2006-12-05 11:07:20 · answer #5 · answered by Annietska 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah the funny thing is this actually happens have you ever been to the ER..it's pathetic
2006-12-05 11:11:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm....what's the question? do you not get it? if you dn't, CAT scanning is like what doctors do to see your health condition, and the vet did it for the dog. its a pun cuz you know the vet gave the guy a cat....if thats not the question, srry i bored you
2006-12-05 11:01:19 · answer #7 · answered by sarah 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
why would you give the punch line in the title!?!
2006-12-06 02:24:28 · answer #8 · answered by Uh Oh!!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one thanks for the laugh keep em coming
2006-12-05 11:19:06 · answer #9 · answered by amberslilsis06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool.
2006-12-06 10:09:10 · answer #10 · answered by Nandan S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋