1. What is the difference between a woman in the church and a woman in the bath?
One has hope in her soul while the other has soap in her hole.
2. Why does Monica Le Winsky have puffed-up cheeks?
Because she is withholding evidence.
3. What did Elton John say to Michael Jackson?
Don't let your son go down on me.
4. What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Both have balls as decoration.
5. How can you tell if the lesbians are twins?
They lick alike.
6. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How can you breathe through that thing?
7. What does a kodak camera and a condom have in common?
Both capture the moment.
8. What does the coffin and the condom have in common?
Both contain stiff meat but one is going and the other is coming.
9. What do you call a gay sheriff?
Fastest gums in the west.
10.What is the greatest ambition of a gay astronaut?
To land on planet Uranus.
11.If tennis players get tennis elbow, what do gynaecologists get?
Tunnel vision.
12.What do vibrators and soya beans have in common?
They are meat substitutes.
2006-12-05 10:54:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i glad to say you are still no1 in my book 10/10
2006-12-05 12:50:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are very good jokes - however, seeing as how everyone is getting thumbs down for saying "good joke", may I ask you to appreciate good humour before answering this question?
2006-12-05 11:16:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are amazing - you're like the first person on yahoo to make me laugh at the jokes.... great job!
2006-12-05 10:58:02 · answer #3 · answered by Chεεrs [uk] 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lame jokes!!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2006-12-05 11:05:35 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you must have come to life after i went to bed just loved that lot
2006-12-05 22:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...superb! I especially like number's 2, 6,7....they were all fab!
2006-12-05 12:35:38 · answer #6 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Good assortment!
2006-12-05 11:02:26 · answer #7 · answered by PAUL H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO, theyre all funny, try mine in a min.
2006-12-05 11:00:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMGLOL!!! those were extremely funny i like # 6 and like all of them lol
2006-12-05 10:58:26 · answer #9 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
they would be great to put into an adult xmas cracker
well done found them funny
2006-12-05 10:57:36 · answer #10 · answered by cazmo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋