One morning, a wife says to her husband "I had a dream that you bought me the most beautiful necklace.. And it came through the post tomorrow.. What do you think it means..?"
The husband replies, "Well, you'll find out tomorrow, when I'm at work.."
The next day, a delivery came through the door.. A square package.. The woman, rushes to it and rips it open.. It was a book, she reads what it says.. 'The meaning of dreams..'
2006-12-05 10:51:01 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now this joke made me laugh.. lol..
2006-12-05 10:51:18 · update #1
I heard it couple weeks ago, my friend told me..
2006-12-05 10:52:10 · update #2
sweet... I think you should start choosing best answers. I answered like 12 of your questions. Plus you get points (2) back!
2006-12-11 09:19:14 · answer #1 · answered by Purple Monkey Refridgerator! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny how about this one.
A man dies and goes to Heaven where there are two lines. One line says for men and the other said for hen pecked husbands, that man gets in the line for men, St. peter says sir are you sure you are in the right line, the man says yes I am, St. peter says well how do you know its the right line for you. The man says, cause my wife told me to get in this one.
2006-12-05 10:55:50 · answer #2 · answered by FC 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A rare thing - a funny joke you could tell your mother
2006-12-05 11:20:08 · answer #3 · answered by PAUL H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - think I've heard it before, but it's nice to hear it again after so long.
2006-12-05 10:56:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-05 10:56:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Now that's funny. Keep them coming.
2006-12-09 12:46:14 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny,
2006-12-11 10:16:29 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a great joke! not dirty or anything !
come up with a 100 more and i will buy your book!
2006-12-05 10:54:35 · answer #8 · answered by steak n' eggs 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Haha-good one.
2006-12-10 12:21:34 · answer #9 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke lol that is funny!
2006-12-07 09:02:41 · answer #10 · answered by zouzou 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋