A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
2006-12-05 10:50:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats wonderful,awesome. thanks a lot
2006-12-05 15:04:07 · answer #1 · answered by toppopsy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL - A classic blonde joke
2006-12-06 02:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though i'm a blonde I still thinks it's funny ! LMBO!!
2006-12-05 23:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-06 15:08:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that joke. but still loved to read it. thats nice.
2006-12-06 01:18:17 · answer #5 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-06 17:22:09 · answer #6 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
thats funny!
2006-12-05 19:11:37 · answer #7 · answered by pinksweetheart852 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried to to laugh.But it is nice.
2006-12-06 01:01:07 · answer #8 · answered by sweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice
2006-12-05 23:21:57 · answer #9 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this from one of my friends friends forum.
2006-12-05 18:54:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha funny
2006-12-06 05:36:31 · answer #11 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋