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and ride bareback on a sheep through the streets of my town until i find a pub that will serve me a pint of real ale and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps.Anyone care to join me?How will you arrive and what will you be ordering?

2006-12-05 10:20:37 · 23 answers · asked by Nellynoo 4 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

23 answers

ile follow you, and ile order porn cockctail crisps, lol.

2006-12-05 10:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Fair enough, I think I'll just do it the normal way though. Put on a shirt and jacket and stroll to the nearest pub and ask for a pint, rather than enter the pub and tell the landlord if he doesn't serve you you'll give this sheep a damn good Rogering!!!!!

2006-12-05 10:34:50 · answer #2 · answered by Bealzebub 4 · 0 0

can I just watch you, a naked girl riding bareback on a sheep,can I take pictures too ?,from a hopeful man

2006-12-05 10:26:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'll come and i will be riding on top of a 5 year old screaming "Mary had little lamb!" and I will order a Sex on the Beach with some cashews.

2006-12-05 10:27:21 · answer #4 · answered by Nikki 3 · 1 0

I am with EWE, I will be the one arriving down by the river on my dolphin Trevor and I will be having a glass of mulled wine thanks and Trev will have a pint of plankton and we will share a chicken kebab on the way home

2006-12-05 10:27:09 · answer #5 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 2 0

Wales - is a wee bit down the road from me - If you want to try it in Glasgow - let me know...only if your over 18 .. Mines a Baileys on the Rocks...

2006-12-05 10:59:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I hope that you have short legs!

Sheep are not tall beasts, so the knuckles of your toes are likely to drag along the ground - OUCH!!

By the way, how are you going to steer the sheep in the direction you want it to go?

Don't catch cold, n best of luch.
Sash.

2006-12-05 11:03:57 · answer #7 · answered by sashtou 7 · 1 1

I would go dressed as a sheep fer obvious reasons

2006-12-05 23:28:03 · answer #8 · answered by t00t5 2 · 1 0

hi nellynoo, that guy who posted last night wouldcome with you, i'd come jut for fun but wobbly bits would be too wobbly on the sheep, could i use a sausage dog?

2006-12-05 10:24:13 · answer #9 · answered by Just Me.... 3 · 1 0

i might have to take a dolphin to the shore and trade it in for a sheep, but you just tell me when we're to meet.
i'll have a Guinness and some chips.

2006-12-05 10:29:31 · answer #10 · answered by Flint 3 · 1 0

i would arrive on my horse wearing a cowboy hat and a pair of white y-fronts! I would order a beer for me and water for my horse! xx

2006-12-05 22:08:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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