Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of
them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Seeing this, Maude also had a stroke. But Tilly, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
2006-12-05 10:19:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Impressed with your jokes, I have now read 2 & am going to look for more
2006-12-05 10:25:53 · answer #1 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
+2
2006-12-05 10:21:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Two old guys are sitting in the lobby of their apartment discussing the disadvantages of growing old. the first man looks at his friend and says, "as I was shaving this morning I was shaking so bad I cut my-self four times." So the second man says back, " I was shaking so bad this morning when I tried to pee I got off 5 times."
2006-12-05 10:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by Castle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow I wasn't expecting that lol. Or maybe if the guy was a little bit more well hung, that wouldn't be a problem
2006-12-05 10:47:50 · answer #4 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2006-12-05 10:23:15 · answer #5 · answered by queensruleall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must have spent a long time in that bookstore today 9/10
2006-12-05 10:22:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First the groan then the laughter!!! Good one!
2006-12-05 10:45:27 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was that flasher. lol. Nice joke.
2006-12-05 10:21:51 · answer #8 · answered by Magnim Opus 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was a nice one LOL <3
2006-12-05 10:24:13 · answer #9 · answered by Bunnie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
poor tilly he could not have been hxrd enough
2006-12-05 12:59:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋