The Husband Store
A Store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . . you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
2006-12-05 10:17:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
2006-12-05 10:18:23 · update #1
lol.....wicked i liked that...never heard it before
2006-12-05 10:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah
2006-12-05 19:17:29 · answer #2 · answered by pizzaboyeric 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic
9.75 / 10
2006-12-05 18:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 9/10
2006-12-05 18:25:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Haha nice one Dr bad..
Spidey's cool! Wooo!
2006-12-05 18:21:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I haven't heard it. Funny but kinda mean.
2006-12-05 18:20:29 · answer #6 · answered by queensruleall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nice clean joke - well done!
2006-12-05 18:23:00 · answer #7 · answered by deeky_ward 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still a good one
2006-12-05 18:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's good! I haven't heard it before!
2006-12-05 18:44:55 · answer #9 · answered by starry_eyez70 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep heard it but still good
2006-12-05 18:20:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋