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1. China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
2. I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
3. A dude is walking down the street, when a stick-up man pulls out a gun and says "Your money or your life!" An extremely long silence follows. "Your money or your life!" the thug repeats. Finally he says "I’m thinking!"
4. I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.
5. TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.
6. A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
7. A guy who calls up the Home Shopping Network. They said "Can I help you?" and he said "No, I'm just looking."

2006-12-05 10:12:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

8. The only thing I know about Africa is that it's far, far away. About a thirty-five hour flight. The boat ride's so long, there are still slaves on their way here.
9. A guy was coming back from Canada, driving through Customs, and the custom officer asked "Do you have any firearms with you?" the guy said: "What do you need?'
10. 2 guys were driving when they suddenly run over a hooker. Guy 2 asks why did you kill her?
the first guy said "Don't worry, shes all ready dead in the inside."
11. A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!"

2006-12-05 10:19:18 · update #1

8. The only thing I know about Africa is that it's far, far away. About a thirty-five hour flight. The boat ride's so long, there are still slaves on their way here.
9. A guy was coming back from Canada, driving through Customs, and the custom officer asked "Do you have any firearms with you?" the guy said: "What do you need?'
10. 2 guys were driving when they suddenly run over a hooker. Guy 2 asks why did you kill her?
the first guy said "Don't worry, shes all ready dead in the inside."
11. A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!"

2006-12-05 10:19:51 · update #2