There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
2006-12-05 10:09:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This joke was emailed to me, not off any website..
2006-12-05 10:17:45 · update #1
roflmao 2nd time tonight.....have to stop laughing need to get sleep! keep 'em coming naz!
2006-12-10 10:50:54 · answer #1 · answered by crazeeladee no more 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Yeah
But it took me some time to find it funny
No offence the joke is funny, but 'm a bit slow.
2006-12-06 02:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The description ancient springs to mind
2006-12-05 10:16:04 · answer #3 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, luv it!!!!!
I heard a different version that involved the next door neighbour though.
2006-12-06 06:08:49 · answer #4 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a gadget in my kitchen drawer that would do the trick. In a manner of speaking!
2006-12-05 10:16:46 · answer #5 · answered by Orla C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm gud question, but i dont think you will find the answer on yahoo open up and look elswere look places you wouldnt usually good luck x
2006-12-10 22:12:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha not bad bit old but still funny x x we know what he wil be getting for xmas x x
2006-12-05 10:40:30 · answer #7 · answered by lora b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I think this joke is old. I've seen it here before at least once, if not more.
2006-12-05 10:15:46 · answer #8 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I nver heard that. Funny, though
2006-12-05 10:13:06 · answer #9 · answered by icee85_76 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNny
2006-12-11 09:21:28 · answer #10 · answered by Purple Monkey Refridgerator! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋