Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars
on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up
and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all
the money, the dice, her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally,
one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know I didn't see anything but a
very nice pair of t-ts and a tight little butt... I thought YOU
were watching!"
I was, I was watching the same thing as you.
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
2006-12-05 10:05:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha that was funny
2006-12-05 10:08:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2006-12-05 18:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by Oliver K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-12-05 18:58:09 · answer #3 · answered by santa chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well men will be men
and what man would be watching the dice
oops
i know
a quxxr
2006-12-05 21:04:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, never heared it before
2006-12-05 18:29:27 · answer #5 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh i like that one. Very funny
2006-12-05 19:03:29 · answer #6 · answered by Sparkle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blondes revenge, eh? ; ¬ )
2006-12-05 18:12:11 · answer #7 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have finished all my comments what can i say now
2006-12-05 18:08:06 · answer #8 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
still trying to put jaw back...
2006-12-05 23:06:56 · answer #9 · answered by Jadess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is true i would have been droooooling s well
2006-12-05 18:18:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋