10. He eats milk and cookies -- and nails your wife
9. Every naughty thing you did this year was videotaped and posted on the Internet
8. On Christmas morning, your stocking stuffed with a severed leg
7. Only "gift" you received was left by Blitzen on your living room carpet
6. Instead of, "Ho, Ho, Ho," greets you with, "Nice sweater, fat ***"
5. Leaves mysterious letter, "I know when you are sleeping, I know how to kill a man without leaving any marks"
4. You get no presents -- when you bump into him later, he gives you lame, "I thought you were Jewish" excuse
3. Brings you one copy of every Kathie Lee CD
2. Turns his reindeer loose on you
1. Writes "Happy Holidays" in the snow on the rooftop
2006-12-05 09:59:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-05 10:05:23 · answer #1 · answered by astruempf00 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa had a **** on my slippers for xmas last yeat the fat bloke.
2006-12-05 10:02:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
11. He says his name is Damian Claus and he looks a bit like Andy Dick.
2006-12-05 13:22:50 · answer #3 · answered by BMCR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so humorous !!! how about , he doesnt run grandma over including his sleigh , and he runs over you instead .. or he sics the elves on you ,, or you get molested with the aid of 'rudolph' at the same time as yu arent searching !
2016-11-23 18:49:03 · answer #4 · answered by obyrne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that would definitly say there's something wrong between you and Santa.
2006-12-05 10:06:56 · answer #5 · answered by Monique 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-05 10:04:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was funny and cute
2006-12-05 10:02:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that's a good list.
2006-12-05 10:07:29 · answer #8 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋