One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby town. He was in a hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down.
A nearby farmer saw him stranded so he invited him to stay the night. He said, "The only bed I have that you can sleep in is with my daughter, but if I catch you fooling around with her I'll shoot you".
"To make sure that you don't I'm going to put some eggs between both of you and if they are broken in the morning then you are going to die".
So the guy agreed. In the middle of the night the girl wanted to get it on
so they did. In the middle of the skirmish they broke all of the eggs. The guy didn't want to get shot so he cleaned up the mess and glued the eggshells back together.
In the morning the farmer came into his daughter's room and found that all of the eggs were still intact. The farmer was so happy that he invited the guy to have breakfast with him.
So he gathered up all of the eggs and took them to the kitchen. He cracked the first one open and nothing was inside it.
He cracked the second one and still nothing and so on. When he found out that all of them had nothing in them he grabbed his shotgun and ran outside.
He opened the chicken shed door and yelled out "ALLRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU ROOSTERS HAS BEEN USING CONDOMS?!?"
2006-12-05 09:51:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you have been in the bookstore again 10/10
2006-12-05 09:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the farmer was not irish by any chance
only joking no pun intended on the irish i know there are some with brains and wit
10/10
2006-12-05 13:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to your usual standard
2006-12-05 10:31:02 · answer #3 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats a funny joke well done
2006-12-05 09:56:46 · answer #4 · answered by jennusula 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol long winded but funny
2006-12-05 09:55:11 · answer #5 · answered by joleen19842006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you change my name to Always laughing coz im always
2006-12-05 10:02:16 · answer #6 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
i have missed you and your humour tonight
2006-12-05 10:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-12-05 09:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by seb. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha made me laugh hun.
2006-12-05 09:56:15 · answer #9 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha
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2006-12-05 10:15:40 · answer #10 · answered by yo~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋