What is the most embarrassing thing that happened too you at church or elsewhere?

Answer 1

Once, my son starting vomiting profusely in the middle of church. It was all over the pew. I picked him up and ran down the aisle, almost toppling the communion table; the hole time he kept spewing all the way to the bathroom. I was so mortified, we just left. I didn't go back to clean-up the mess or anything.

I have never taken him back to that church.

Answer 2

Back when I was a theist, I went to a fundamentalist Baptist church. I was part of the church orchestra and played trumpet. For some reason, we were placed on the stage with the preacher, right in front of 4000 people. And I was the closest to the audience. And almost every Sunday, I'd fall asleep during the sermon. Once, when I did so, I snapped out of it and kicked over my music stand. Another time, while I was asleep, our preacher asked all the youth in the congregation to stand and pledge to remain a virgin until marriage. Needless to say, I remained firmly planted in my seat, my chin on my chest. My mother was there that day and had a lot of questions afterwards. There are other stories, but I'll stop with that one.

Answer 3

Well I don't go to church, so elsewhere it is. I fell down the steps at a Motley Crue concert more than 20 years ago, and I can still remember the horrors of it.

It happened at the Stanley Theater in Pittsburgh. My neice and I couldn't find our seats, so we ended up standing along the railing at the very top. While Accept was playing we noticed these seats down front that had to be ours, so at intermission we started down. The heel on my shoe chose this moment to break, and I tumbled down every step in the theater. Several thousand people witnessed this, and I thought I would die.

To make matters worse, I ended up stepping in vomit in my bare feet on the way out to the bus. Once on the bus I went in to the bathroom, and when I came out one of the teens requested that I ask Frank (the driver) if he'd take us to the RUSH concert the following week. As I made my way to the front of the bus, everyone erupted into gales of laughter. Turning to see what the problem was, I realized that not only did I have a piece of toilet paper stuck to my foot, but I was dragging the entire roll.

Ahhh, what a memory.

Answer 4

I was sitting in church by myself. All of a sudden I felt an itch on my neck, right at the back part. I reach to scratch and I could feel something, like a big ball of lint. I grasped it in my fingers and brought it around to see what the heck it was. It turned out to be a great big black fly -ALIVE. Without trying to draw attention I flung it loose of my grip. It flew away. right up to the pastor as he was preaching. It keep buzzing around his head and it took him several swats for the critter to finally take off.I was dying to start laughing but you can't do that in Church. It was awful.

Answer 5

I was locked in the bathroom and the whole church was standing around when the finally got me out

Answer 6

at church(i was 7) on easter monday we were holding candles. we hold candles in church around easter. the flame went up and struck my hair. my hair caught on fire and it was horrible!! it went out but my hair was smoking and the whole church smelt like burning hair!!!

Answer 7

I can't go into a church without laughing myself silly...I have no idea why...

Answer 8

I was the only one who clapped in a SCHOOL MEETING and EVERY one looked at me, you can imagine what happened.

Answer 9

well not to me but this laddy was dancin this BIG lady if i may add, and then her granny panties fell down !!! it was sooo funny , she she tried her best to pull them up so no one could see her

Answer 10

wrong sect
too personal this isnt religious