"Butts that don't quit" is a serious disorder that affects one in every seven people. I come from a family of sufferers. My uncle's condition was so severe that his butt continued to "not quit" for several hours after he had passed away. So, please if anyone knows of any remedies for BTWQ I would be eternally grateful. Thank you.
2006-12-05 09:43:03 · 19 answers · asked by Joseph Manners 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I though having a "butt that won't quit" meant that you had a nice a.s.s......maybe I got da lingo wrong.
2006-12-05 09:49:24 · update #1
I know what you mean honey and be proud of your asset x
2006-12-07 04:01:01 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really, your only option is regular and severe punishment. You have to teach that butt who's boss. You're too close to your butt to really provide that kind of treatment. Find an able, willing person who can smack up your butt regularly and tell it it has been very, very naughty. It might be painful, but your butt will thank you later.
2006-12-05 09:46:32 · answer #2 · answered by yt_eisig 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Load it down with enough Big Macs and it will quit. There may be unpleasant side effects, however. Most persons with BTWQ learn to live with the condition and go on to live normal lives, punctuated by occasional episodes of hot nookie.
2006-12-05 10:03:25 · answer #3 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it a butt so large when you give a little old lady your seat on a bus, two little old ladies and their dogs move in?
2006-12-05 09:45:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it means he's got the runs like a madman, correct? guava juice, peanut butter, i don't know. Things that people usually stay away from b/c it causes constipation are things you should be eating/drinking.
2006-12-05 09:48:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you ask such a dumb ?q? you did not get the lingo wrong. It's just a stupid question.
2006-12-05 09:55:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry...I wish I knew a remedy for this, too. I have a BTWQ. It's tough. Good luck~
2006-12-05 09:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by Jaysangl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you need Beano, the industrial strength version!
2006-12-05 09:47:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gavascon Advance I should think or a rather large cork!
2006-12-05 09:45:32 · answer #9 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, what is this condition exactly? Maybe I can help if I know more...
2006-12-05 09:45:17 · answer #10 · answered by doodlenatty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋