Does somebody know a good joke?

Question

I already asked once this question here. I received such a large amount of good jokes and funny answers that i try asking this question again...

Answer 1

LOL! FUNNY JOKE! you said you were into black girls haven't you viewed my 360 page?

Answer 2

A Cardinal of the Church dies and goes to Heaven. An angel is giving him the the grand tour and a soul goes by draped in gold trimmed pure white robe with cheribim throwing rose pedals in his path as he ascends the gold inlayed white marble steps to his massive white marble mansion. The Cardinal asks the angel who that is and the angel says, "Oh, he's a lawyer.". The Cardinal thinks, "Wow, if that is what a lawyer gets, I can imagine what I, a Cardinal of the Church, will get". They continue on the tour and enter a huge building with a 200 foot high arched enterance way and the hall equally as impressive stretches forever. After walking for miles down the hall they take a left into another hall with 100 ft. high ceilings and walk again, coming to another turn into a hall with 50 ft. ceilings. this goes on an on with each turn the hall becomes smaller and narrower until finally they are going down a hall so narrow they have to walk single file and duck into doorways to let others pass. They come to a rough hewn wooden door, the angel opens it and inside there is a small straw cot, a basin and pitcher and a small window that looks out over nothing special. The angel says, "This is where you will reside for eternity in Heaven.". The Cardinal is totally taken aback by this and blusters out, "I'm a Cardinal of the Church and THIS is all I get, why did the lawyer get so much?" The angel says, " Cardinals are a dime a dozen, he's the only lawyer we've got here.".

Answer 3

for all the suck ups out there!!!! a guy from Texas went to the grand canyon to take pics for work to impress his boss, it took him 2 days to get to the top, battling all kinds of stuff. he gets to the top takes pics. and does the same on the way down. gets to work to show the pictures to the boss, just to find out he left the cap on his camera.and the pics were all black and he got fired. for what the boss thought was a joke. now, for the sucks ups out there. don't do it. you will pay

Answer 4

two farts where playing and a loud fart came to play with them
the 2 farts answered : our mum said play without making noise

Answer 5

Life itself is the best joke there is. Ha. ha ha ha ha ha...just hilarious.

Answer 6

yes