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What about those of us who are neither...HHHHMM?

2006-12-05 08:59:06 · 26 answers · asked by Myaloo 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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You get to choose. Come to hell, we're going to have a party. In heaven it's a church service that lasts for all eternity.

Oh, and bring a bottle. A big one.

2006-12-05 09:01:28 · answer #1 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 4 1

God gets to choose where people spend their eternity and He says that He judges our Hearts and not actions. It is so wrong for people to judge others and God also says that We will be judged by our own yard sticks. I really try to be nonjudgmental but I find I catch myself trying to be all the time but we are charged with judging ourselves and not others. We have no idea what motivates people. Sometimes it is just a person claiming to be Cristian who hurt people and turn them from God. Like the Catholic Church Pedifiles. God does say that He will hold leaders of church to higher standard. I would not want to be any of them. I think Jesus is going to let a lot of people in heaven that we didn't expect as it is about our hearts and not deeds.

2006-12-05 17:08:32 · answer #2 · answered by bess 4 · 0 0

"liberals go to hell " and "Conservatives go to heaven"

Ha Ha, that's a good one!

2006-12-05 17:12:07 · answer #3 · answered by Celestian Vega 6 · 0 0

Hell and heaven do not exist, therefore those who are neither will die just like everyone else, without going to imaginary white places (heaven) and red places (hell).

2006-12-05 17:01:28 · answer #4 · answered by Alterna 4 · 2 2

What about those Christian liberals?
Or the atheist conservatives?
They do exist!

2006-12-05 17:05:54 · answer #5 · answered by <><><> 6 · 1 0

I guess we stay in Limbo until we or someone decides which we are. That would be 99% of us, since we are usually liberal or conservative by issues, not in general.

2006-12-05 17:02:06 · answer #6 · answered by clueless_nerd 5 · 1 1

Dick Cheney in Heaven???????? I can hear the Devil shaking Hell with laughter.

2006-12-05 17:31:49 · answer #7 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 0 0

You have to listen to Al Gore and Jim Kerry for all of eternity.

2006-12-05 17:11:26 · answer #8 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 1 0

Limbo. The land of centrists. All the coffee is half caf and half decaf.

2006-12-05 17:06:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LIMBO! ever heard of?

it's a place between Heaven and Hell ( Black Sabbath ).
where the wankers, sorry wiccan's survive!

2006-12-05 17:00:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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