why if we are evolved from apes and monkeys do we still have apes and monkeys? and if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If a turtle has no shell is it homeless or naked.?
why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of a.ssteroids?
and do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery".....
2006-12-05 08:55:14 · 17 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no sorry bluegreen not out of a book so eat your heart out loser.
2006-12-05 09:01:34 · update #1
answer fo ploppy because my husband was on the comp....
2006-12-05 09:11:57 · update #2
I am warming to you, send me an IM please. lol lol lol
2006-12-05 10:11:33 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
evolved from apes & mo.....? why do we still....well, when mankind
wipes it's self out with all it's wars/global warming/nuclear waste
etc,the apes & monkeys are already in place to supersede us.
multiple personalities...no not really as there is only 1 personality at any 1 time (albeit alternating)
Turtle...naked, it's home is the sea.
Hemorrhoids..........good one!
infants & infancy
adults & adultery different verb diff meaning.
2006-12-05 17:10:31 · answer #2 · answered by garry.mullen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW those are really good. I have heard the one about hemorrhoids but the rest are quite new to me and I will have to remember those. If I could give you ten points for a good question I would!
2006-12-05 17:00:42 · answer #3 · answered by AmyDMomOf3 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how can we jump out of our skin?
and can you really be beside yourself?
where are the lights as referredto when i punched his lights out?
so many more unexplained mysteries of the world like
why didnt you reply to my im and where are the end of the wits ? where do wits start for that matter ?
lmoa
2006-12-05 17:09:54 · answer #4 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we evolved from one species of ape
without a shell turtles would be dead
don't know
no or we would remember more about it
2006-12-05 17:00:45 · answer #5 · answered by ag 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those monkeys never grew up....
yes it is....
It's a scantily clad hobo
What an @ss-inine @ss-umption.
Nope. but almost as much.
2006-12-05 17:29:07 · answer #6 · answered by Rick R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones. specially the one bout apes. true i wonder too. oh and here's one from me....ever wondered why is it called a 'building' when it is already built. :-) ciao
2006-12-05 17:11:33 · answer #7 · answered by tornjeansandguitar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol how interesting, there are alot of questions about evolution that i feel have yet to be answered, you posed your question with lust to seek out answers.how perceptive of you.
2006-12-05 17:03:07 · answer #8 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To tell you the truth I really don't know.
2006-12-05 17:04:18 · answer #9 · answered by alibrown08 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But even more important than all that...
How do they get the non-stick surface to stick to their non-stick pans?!
I mean if it's non-stick...
2006-12-05 17:00:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who knows! maybe these are destined never to be answered!
2006-12-05 16:59:13 · answer #11 · answered by michmac75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋