Whad do people think of some of these? just some random stuff i either heard or came up with...?

Question

#1-A man in Kenya for a Holiday found a young elephant hurt. The man removed the rock stuck in its knee. The elephant stared at him, and man thought he was about to be trampled. Elephant trumpets and ran away. 5 years later, at the zoo, man sees an elephant that looked as the same one he helped. jumps over the fence and looks elephant in eye. The elephant looks back, and trumpets the same way the young one had. The man reached out to pet elephant, and the elephant put its head forward...grabbed the man with its trunk and threw him to ground, killed him
probably not same elephant.


#2-An Arab had run out of water in the desert. He see a Jewish man selling ties. He ask, "Do u have water?" reply="Have no water. want a tie? $5!" Arab shouts "Idiot! Israel shouldnt exist! I dont need a tie. need water! I should kill you, but must find water first" Jew man-"Go over hill and find diner. There is water there" Arab left Comes back hours later still thirsty, says "i cant get in w\o a tie."

Answer 1

hey they were pretty funny, and i liked them!!! ur awsome cuz ur my best friend lol haha hehe

Answer 2

#1 isn't funny... It seems more like one of those pointless brain bender things they try to pass off as intellectual stimulaters.

#2 is mildly amusing... I like it, but it isn't that funny.

And I don't know who comes up with these or why they do it, but the same goes for most jokes whether they are funny or not.

Answer 3

These are so awesome!!! I agree we all hope to hear a lot more jokes from you! I am going to copy these and send them to everyone I know!!! Good ones definitely!!!!!

Answer 4

funny, cute, bodacious!!!!

you know, I expect a lot more jokes from you!!
:)

Answer 5

excellent

Answer 6

#1 was ok
#2 was funny but I liked them both thanks