during a transatlantic flight there was a little turbulance
when the intercom started
"This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.
"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
"That's me, the copilot, and one of our flight attendants.
This is a recording.oh and have a nice day "
2006-12-05 08:49:58 · 44 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH my gosh, OH my gosh...Didn't see that one coming...Great joke. Just Great....1-10 I'll give you a 12 GREAT JOKE.
2006-12-05 08:53:17 · answer #1 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny only if you're one of the three in the life raft.
2006-12-05 08:52:04 · answer #2 · answered by Suse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 1
2006-12-05 08:51:56 · answer #3 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A flight of fantasy ?
2006-12-06 03:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a joke people! My jaw dropped near the end! I thought it was funny!
2006-12-05 09:14:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but a goodie
2006-12-05 08:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by graeme1944 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical, bloody Yanks lol lol
2006-12-05 09:15:49 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-12-05 08:51:50 · answer #8 · answered by 1truthseeker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is flipping hilarious. I did expect that to happen the way it did.
2006-12-05 08:53:19 · answer #9 · answered by Cakes 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and who played the recording, not that good hun but god loves a tryer.
2006-12-05 09:07:37 · answer #10 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋