A man decided to buy a new telescope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill".The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house", the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off".
The man takes another look through the scope, and says,
"You know what?I think I can do that with one shot!"
2006-12-05 08:46:56 · 35 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and yet again the irony of it all. lmao.....
2006-12-05 08:58:21 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-05 08:49:16 · answer #2 · answered by tharnpfeffa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats cool.
2006-12-05 08:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by china doll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very good 7/10
2006-12-05 08:49:28 · answer #4 · answered by gonzo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good pmsl 10/10 x
2006-12-05 09:40:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny but if you are gonna be dirty then go all the way and be filthy
2006-12-05 08:49:04 · answer #6 · answered by Aaron3000! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-12-05 08:48:51 · answer #7 · answered by trixi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do it with one shot lol, what could they have been doing, ha ha, its a gooden hun.
2006-12-05 08:50:55 · answer #8 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah yeah........takes a bit of getting there ....but brililant. Or close....had a few.....
Thanks. xxx
2006-12-05 08:51:02 · answer #9 · answered by lou b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha made me laugh at least lol
2006-12-05 08:48:03 · answer #10 · answered by Lucy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha no
2006-12-05 09:36:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anna J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋